The Break Room

Attending a standup meeting without your camera on

Requires 5 recitations of the remorse phrase

Switching your IDE to dark mode without Productivity approval

Requires 6 recitations of the remorse phrase

Eating lunch at your desk while thinking about your severance package

Requires 4 recitations of the remorse phrase

Googling "what does my company actually do"

Requires 7 recitations of the remorse phrase

Asking ChatGPT to write your performance review

Requires 5 recitations of the remorse phrase

Scrolling LinkedIn during business hours to see if anyone hired you

Requires 6 recitations of the remorse phrase

Watching the clock for the last 4 minutes of the workday

Requires 8 recitations of the remorse phrase